Things That Make You Say WTF?

stfuconservatives:

cognitivedissonance:

trans-terrific:

[Image Description: (Screenshot from the Romney: Believe in America website’s page on Romney’s stance on Gun Rights.) As president, Mitt will work to expand and enhance access and opportunities for Americans to hunt, shoot, and protect their families, homes and property, and he will fight the battle on all fronts to protect and promote the Second Amendment.] [End description]

I can always depend on Mittens to defend my right to hunt and shoot my family.

MITT ROMNEY WILL MAKE FAMILICIDE LEGAL!

Mitt Romney and the horrible, no-good, very bad sentence structure. Yikes.

Family members, watch out: if Romney wins in November (lolneverhappening) I will then have the right to hunt and shoot you if you buy me shitty Christmas gifts.

(Actually, my family gives the best gifts. But still. You’ve been warned.)

-Jess

finally!

stfupenguins:

think-progress:

Mary Jamis, a lesbian woman, was ARRESTED yesterday after she and her partner sought a marriage license in North Carolina. 

Share this if you think it’s outrageous. 

I’m sharing this because Jamis is a badass.

motherjones:

WTF is wrong with people?! Someone is selling Trayvon-inspired shooting targets online. Seller says, “My main motivation was to make money off the controversy.” He sold out in two days. 

Classy.

officialssay:

MSNBC, momentarily mislabeling outgoing French President Nicolas Sarkozy as a prostitute. (via Mediaite)

Hippocrates playing a wac-a-mole game that I found at the pet store. It is one of his favorites.

Obviously this picture doesn’t make me say wtf. It’s just a random picture of my adorable parakeets. The blue and white one is Minerva and the green and yellow one is Hippocrates. They are a nice foil to all the wtfery of the world.

michelle-my-belle:

glossylalia:

pocketdonut:

washingtonpoststyle:

Hillary Clinton rejected — via a personal letter — Jason Segel’s offer to star in a movie with him, according to Politico.

This, obviously, is a great letter, but that font: It does not become a madame secretary.

Oh. My.

Between Hills and Barry I just don’t know what to do with myself.

that is the nicest rejection letter i have ever seen. hillary should write rejection letters for colleges.

This is awesome. I new look forward to the muppets sequel with Hillary Clinton.

Happens to me all the time.

stfuconservatives:

christiannightmares:

Catholics against proposed law that would force priests to report child sex abuse (To read the story, visit The Friendly Atheist)

War on Catholicism lol. Yeah god forbid (*snrk*) the Catholic Church be held accountable for… well, anything.

Also, ”cresting”? I don’t think that’s the word you meant to use, cresting means you’ve reached or are reaching the top. It’s like approaching the zenith. Unless you actually believe that this act will be the worst thing waged against Catholicism and it’s all downhill from here. “Continues” or “is growing exponentially” would be more appropriate for the lie you’re trying to push. So y’know, protip.

-Joe

Yup, without sex abuse catholicism would cease to exist. How horrible it would be if priests were actually punished for molesting little children. :(

In all seriousness though, it takes some nerve to say this in public especially considering the annual pedophilia scandals that riddle the catholic church. Personally I’m glad Ireland is doing this. Someone needs to tell the Catholic church that it is not above our law and that reassigning a pedophilic preist to a different area is not going to solve anything.